I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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