Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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