love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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