508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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