it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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