somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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