You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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