Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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