Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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