Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize