I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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