did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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