I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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