4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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