I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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