The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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