Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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