so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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