i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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