how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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