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no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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