are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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