So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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