I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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