what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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