Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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