Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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