So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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