It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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