why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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