Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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