Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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