Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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