I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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