Christians are straight up FREAKS
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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