I cockslap morals
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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