you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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