is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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