it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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