Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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