windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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