But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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