Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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