Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I love having hate sex.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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