I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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