Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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