I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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