what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I could fuck to npr.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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