are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i dont even know how to be here
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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