we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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