I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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