that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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