it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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