If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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