I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
