Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I came so hard my ears popped.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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