There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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